To My Life:

Woah. Life, you're moving too quickly. I don't have time for all the things I need to get done: writing my thesis, doing my homework, grading other people's homeworks, and making a decision that will affect the next six years directly and the rest of my life (until tenure) indirectly. I just want you to take a break, have some herbal tea, and give me a chance to catch up.

Thanks!
RoboFemme